I realize she's two. But, why can't she ever say "OK Mommy"? Is there some switch in the brain that gets turned off around this age? And what's with the whining? Where did she learn that? Nursery is my guess? Who's kid made my kid whiny? I don't do whiny. Seriously, I go def when kids go whiny.

Nap time, Oh how I miss nap time. The most I can get out of her is to lay on the couch and watch a movie. Hopefully she'll fall asleep. Sometimes she does. I need my backyard cleaned out so I can send her out there to run around in circles to burn up some of her never ending stores of energy. Maybe then she'd nap more often.

Nap? Who said nap? I'll take some of that! Oh wait my whiny, uncontrollable daughter is still awake! Damn! Hold the phone! I have a daughter??? Aren't I too Young to have a kid? Weird.